Geraldo (the G makes an H sound) Created by Daniel S. aka z Mr Man z
-—This amazing character comes from the land of IronGate! He enjoys riding large horses (similar to big trucks), going to campfire parties (clubbing), and drinking (drinking). Cause that’s what douches do. Other things he likes to do are make fun of nerds, treat his girlfriend badly, and think he’s better than you.
-—He prays to the god Keith, king of the douches. Because, everybody knows that Keith is one of the top douche names. Keith promotes things such as popped collars and lifting heavy objects such as cows or people to make your muscles bigger.
-—Geraldo however does not completely follow all of these things. He thinks that his friends are rude and inconsiderate. So he only follows some of the things that they do. Like popped collars, riding large horses, and going to campfire parties. Oh and he also thinks he’s better than you. He can’t help it though, he grew up in it.
-—Overall Geraldo is a very helpful guy. He’d be glad to help you out in a tight spot. Especially if it involves killing the bad guys! He’s worked out a lot so he’ll be fairly good when it comes to doing some big damage with his bow.
-—He also enjoys things such as long walks on the beach, the color light tan, badgers, and when you tickle his feet.
-—Geraldo has joined up with the group because his country has been overrun by Cardia. And in IronGate nobody takes over another persons land, ever. That’s beyond douchy. And Geraldo doesn’t like it when people are more douchy than he is. So Geraldo sent out to find the source of this threat and dispose of it. To get rid of all Cardia sources in IronGate, to never return again. And this is why Geraldo has taken this quest. To return honor to the IronGate name!